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NAVIGATION, SHOW HER THE WAY.
Some people are searching for a destination, others, their destiny. Here’s to hoping that the available navigation system in the new Escape guides Skylar back to me.
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AN ODE TO SKYLAR
This is a dose of pure, raw, gluten-free me – reaching out to a friend I dearly miss.
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MORE THAN JUST A MEME MACHINE.
I started my own meme machine, first so that people like you would have the opportunity to post hilarious words on photos – photos that I hold near and dear to my heart – and second because I thought that maybe if it goes viral Skylar will notice it and call me and we’ll be, like, BFFs again or something.
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HOW MANY MILES TO WIN BACK HER HEART?
The distance between me and Skylar right now is almost greater than the distance the new Escape can travel on a single tank of gas … That’s a lot of miles to go to win back her heart.
*When I say, “High MPG,” in the image above, I mean 33 mpg (EPA-estimated 23 city/33 hwy/26 combined mpg, 1.6L I-4 EcoBoost automatic FWD). When I say “a lot of miles to go to win back her heart,” I mean that Skylar won’t return my calls.
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WHERE DO YOU FIND A CLEAN BULLETIN BOARD IN THIS TOWN?
It’s tough enough to find a trustworthy roommate in L.A., but when all of the bulletin boards seem to be taken up by uninspired grade school projects or ripped up flyers from going-nowhere bands what does a person do? If you know anyone, I just need a temporary place to stay until I work out this business with a certain Hollywood wardrobe designer.
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“YESTERDEAD” POSTER #03 of 03
Today is Halloween. Enjoy it, because none of us knows what yesterday holds.
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“YESTERDEAD” POSTER #02 of 03
If you thought tomorrow was scary, you were wrong.
